There is just something disturbing about arising out of a
perfectly good bed at 5:30 in the morning. I mean, really, this is a vacation?
But for those of you who know the Lady that brooks no relaxing on vacation, all
this makes perfect sense.
So, by just a tad past 6 am, we were plunging once again through the bush of the Kruger National Forest on the look out for elusive big game.
As you can see from this picture taken in the afternoon, we had Chris out front on the tracker seat, Ishmael in the driver's seat and the rest of us displayed like tiered prizes.
In less than 10 minutes we came upon a pride of lions, which were a lot smarter than us because they were all still asleep. So asleep that neither the truck noise, the camera clicks nor the oohs and aahs disturbed them in the slightest. The pride consisted of one female and three males of varying ages. We were sitting in the tuck about 10 feet from the sleeping beauties. At one point, the female raised her head and opened her eyes and carefully took us all in as if to say, “You people are crazy, you should be in bed.” I couldn’t agree more. She then laid her head back down and snoozed away. We came across the same pride during our afternoon drive and guess what? They were still sleeping. I think I might make a good lion.
We next came upon one of our groups whose Range Rover had broken down. It seems that their tie-rod had decided to take a holiday and that was that. We took two of their group with us and another truck came to pick up the rest. We were told that 1-800-RangeRover had been contacted and would be making a bush call.
As we pressed on, the sky was becoming increasingly threatening. The weather report was calling for 50% chance of rain and those chances were looking good. But then we found the elephants. They were munching everything in site along the boundary of an area where transferred animals are kept in quarantine before being allowed into Kruger. As we sat only about 20 yards away and watched the elephants and they watched us, that 50% chance of rain became 100% and we scrambled for the ponchos thankfully stored in our truck. It was a like a South Georgia thunderstorm without the thunder.
Since we could hardly see through the pouring rain, we headed back to the lodge to do what we seem to do best: eat. I’m still trying to work this out, but what I believe is at work here is a cultural thing. South Africans are well acquainted with how ferocious and dangerous hungry animals can be. Since we North Americans are as curious and unknown as the local animals, they constantly feed us to keep us docile. Hey, don’t argue with something that works.
After breakfast, one of the rangers presented an interesting lecture on elephants. Not to be indelicate but I’ve been wondering why we seem to see elephant poop everywhere -- and lots of it -- and I found out. Elephants only digest about 40% of what they eat, so they have to eat a lot to maintain those stout figures. But that’s also why they poop a lot. My neighborhood association would not like having any pet elephants around.
We actually had a bit of a break between breakfast and lunch so the Lady and I headed back to our little cabin in the woods, she to tackle a tsunami of email and me to nap. I think I got about 10 minutes of napping done before it sounded like the attack of the vengeful gods on our roof. Turns out it was only a couple of monkeys running around. As you might have deduced, sleep is not a big priority on safari.
The rain passed on through and we were able to head out for our evening game drive. While we did see the lions again, this time laying out in the middle of the road, the remaining game must have been attending meetings because they were nowhere to be seen. That’s the way these drives sometimes go.
However, during our Sundowner (the safari name for happy hour) we did see a Rhinoceros about a quarter mile away approaching the river. We continued to drive around for about an hour after sunset but now it seems all the animals had headed for the bar or their night meetings.
So, guess what we did? We went back to the lodge and ate. See, you are catching onto the safari thing. Well, tomorrow is another day, Scarlet, and that means early wake up. We have one more game drive in this location and then we head for a private game reserve later in the morning.
It's going to be interesting to see which one of us gets fed to the animals tomorrow. I didn't eat all of my desert tonight, hoping that will diminish my chances. Wish me luck.




































